This comic didn’t sound as spiteful in my head.

Seriously, though, despite recent rumblings that DC may once again steal a great Marvel actor to play for their team, they sure are dragging their feet when it comes to giving Wonder Woman the spotlight. Now that Marvel is giving an entire television series to a relatively obscure character, it’s starting to get a little embarrassing. DC seems to be reluctant to step outside of the realm of dark and gritty, even when dealing with such bright and optimistic characters as Superman, while Marvel is not only diving headfirst into fantasy with Thor 2, but are working on next year’s release of a film starring a talking raccoon who carries guns. It’s times like these I’m happy I gravitated toward Marvel comics instead of DC as a teenager.